Sunday, May 4, 2008

Queensland Driver's License - I reckon I could have made one myself

I finally made it to the Australian equivalent of the DMV (department of motor vehicles). And let me tell you I was quite impressed. It was well lit, there was no faint hint of urine, I didn't feel the need to clutch my purse close to my body, the chairs weren't sticky, and I was actually able to get in and out all in a lunch break's time. And not only that - I didnt have to take a test, and left with an actual drivers license!! Here it is in all of its dot matrix printer/ laminating machine glory. Anyone need a fake Australian License? I can hook you up.



78 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where did you get the "I reckon"?!?!?!??!?! They don't say that down there, do they???? I really don't have much to say but I noticed 0 comments so I thought maybe I could be the first commenter.

melissamarie said...

yes. they do say "i reckon" down here. CONSTANTLY. they reckon this,and they reckon that. i had planned on writing a blog on aussie-isms, that was to include "reckon", and thus make the title of this entry a little more humorous...but i reckon i just forgot.

Anonymous said...

u say you can "hook me up" with a fake Queensland drivers license???
Cause i realy need a fake ID ASAP!! Can you help????
Cheers.

Unknown said...

My names anna.. I dont know how often you come on here, but I was wondering how much u charge per licence you do lol! let me know.. my email is rhyanna.king@gmail.com

You are legend!

mark4223 said...
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mark4223 said...

i want one plz my email is dj_toyz_1@hotmail.com cheers

melxo said...

daammmn ive been looking for one for ages, but i live in south australia! would they/you know of a place over here? i could call them up if you got a number.. thanks

greeneyedgirl said...

Hook me up! Just lost mine for 6 months but still need one! greeneyedkaty@hotmail.com

Thanks!

Unknown said...

hey, im looking for an ID, uq.misk@gmail.com
look forward to hearing from you.

Unknown said...

hey, i need a fake id, email me uq.misk@gmail.com

Thanks.

Unknown said...

hey, im looking for an ID, uq.misk@gmail.com
look forward to hearing from you.

Julian Gregson said...

can u hook me up? julian_johnstone@hotmail.com

Bonnie said...

Yo man. You said you could hook people up with a fake drivers license. Contact me deathwarrior92@optusnet.com.au or like txt me on 0437631589 I need one A.S.A.P.
Regards, man.

dallas said...

Hey Melissa.

I would like a QLD Drivers License please. Contact me asap on dallas_saron@hotmail.com!

thanks!

Nick said...

i need QLD lisence im 20 years old here is my e-mail Oden.Viking.Warrior@gmail.com

Shengis said...

i would like a Western Australian drivers licence..please hook me up! kimjihyun6010@hotmail.com thanks

RAINBOWNIGWOLF said...

Oh yes please! please email me: XL_cola_slushie@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

hey,,, its very nice,,
i need one.. can u contact me,, its sydneyride@gmail.com

seriously telling may be i need more for others too and something else .....contact me plz soon..

Unknown said...

hey,,, its very nice,,
i need one.. can u contact me,, its sydneyride@gmail.com

seriously telling may be i need more for others too and something else .....contact me plz soon..

chazz said...

heyy i need a queensland id asap, how much does it cost? please contact me when you can. would be really good!
much appreciated.....

plt_12345 said...

hey just wondering how much you charge?? i need one asap!!! let me know, my email is pipstar_12345@hotmail.com
cheers

reayreay100 said...

ai man hook me up with a fake id in western australia??
kyl9@hotmail.com

sweety_pie said...

hi there i was wondering if you could send me an e-mail on cost of queensland drivers licence and where i can send you my details

thanks

desaiah said...

hi there melissa can u plz 'hook me up' i would greatly appreciate it my email is desaiah2325@live.com.Thanks:)

agelu said...
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agelu said...

"I reckon" you should Hook Me Up.... reckon it can be done? clik back agelu74@yahoo.com.au Cheers

Unknown said...

Heyy bro

very interested how much do you charge

hit us up at shaan.nathan@gmail.com

cheers

eloise__92 said...

Can you please hook me up with a Queensland Driver's License.
It's urgent.
Contact me at eloise_costantini.92@hotmail.com asap thanks
looking forward to hearing from you! :)

Unknown said...

I reckon I could use one of those fake iD's!

I'm in the opposite situation to you:
I'm an australian living in Texas.. but my aussie DL expired and theres no way to get it renewed unless I go back to Aus.

A fake one will do me till I get home - it's not like they're gonna call australia on the phone to check my DL.

Please email me:
rad@megapolitanmoney.com

Unknown said...

I need a queensland DL ASAP
I am an Australian living in Dallas TX, but cannot get a US DL, so I cant drive... very akward.

Need an Australian DL to use that has info matching my passport - same name, DOB etc.

I recently Paid $150 for a fake Nevada DL which scans (even passed the bank' 'fraud detector' machine )..im super happy with it for doing everyday stuff but obviously i cant use it for driving since the cops will run it and see its fake.

I'd be more than happy to pay the same for an Australian DL (or whatever you are asking ) I just need it real bad!!!!

email me: rad@megapolitanmoney.com
thnx

stallion said...

how do i get this DL and what is the cost? email me on stallion51@hotmail.com

james1062 said...

Hey if your still doing these id's ill be more than happy to pay you to make me one.....please email me at jgardiner92@hotmail.com

thanks

james1062 said...

Hey if your still doing these id's ill be more than happy to pay you to make me one.....please email me at jgardiner92@hotmail.com

thanks

tommyb said...

tommy-burrows@hotmail.com
email me please, thanks heaps
:)

staries07 said...

hey there, im Bek.
Just wondering if you could do western australia ids to?

Just i really need one just to go to the pub with my boyfriend to have a beer u know. (im 17 his 21) so its kinda gay when i have to stay home n his out.

umm if you could email me details and all the jazz that would be much appreciated

cheers bek (delish09@hotmail.com)

dephekz said...

Hey I could really go a fake queensland drivers license..
sucks being 17..
hit us up on defekz@live.com.au

Anonymous said...

email me kisses_kl4@hotmail.com

talli said...

need a DL urgently too. Pls email me at talli71@hotmail.com

makka03 said...

Hi im looking for a Qld id either 18+ or DL, its not for use of entry for a genuine situation, which is needed urgently.
Will pay upto...
Pls contact me on kyah_kicks_butt@hotmail.com
or 0402105524

nicolas said...

i need one too... semator@hotmail.com

Amyy :) said...

I would honestly love one :)
my email is lil_miss_naughty1244@hotmail.com
could you please email me
the info on how to get it and the price etc...

thankssss budddy

*KAte* said...

Hey!!
I am very keen!
How long does it take to get my hands on one?
my emails geckopoo_16@hotmail.com please let me know info eg. orice, orders etc
CHEERS :D

MissE81 said...

Very keen , my email is emmaryan@me.com

Nanma said...

Can you email me the info please. Cheers! juliesimpson08@hotmail.com

Jaxon said...

hi there, i would really like one of these

email me: JTrounce@hotmail.com

cheers

Unknown said...

Hey mate, I need a couple for some clients of mine. Reasonable fees ain't a problem, please email me at dcklee11@gmail.com. Cheers!!

Unknown said...

hi are can you still get me sorted with a queensland open license mail me soon as you can with info michaelhone@gmail.com

Unknown said...

Hey melissa, I would appreciate if you could hook me up with one too -as long as the price is reasonable money isn't an issue.

Please drop me an email - megaforcetkd@gmail.com

I just need one to be able to drive overseas as I'm on my P's and am not legally allowed back home which makes life extremely inconvenient =/

jonesy said...

I need another licence, please email me at jonesnick@live.com.au to discuss payment.

Cheers.

Dave said...

hey man,
wouldnt mind one at all.
email Rduch@gmx.net

thanx man

Tyson_92 said...

i'm interested in an ID

please contact me on tysonturkey1@hotmail.com

Thanks Tyson

Hodgo_41 said...

has anyone actually been hooked up yet? because it sounds like it was a figure of speech

Hodgo_41 said...

Has anyone actually been hooked up? because it sounds like it was more of a figure of speech.

weapon88 said...

hey mate im keen on a fake queensland drivers licence
my email is
super_timmy8@hotmail.com
please get back asap thanks :)

gray80 said...

Gday! I just lost mine for 6 months on points but i have to drive 8ooklm each way to work in the mines every week cant live without one any help would be great
gray4wd@hotmail.com

Anonymous said...

wats the go here how much still doing them???

Unknown said...

hey can you please hook me up too? bluntfork@hotmail.com

cheers

FutureProof said...

Why don't you all study do the driving test, pass, pay for the license legally and enjoy it rather than illegally, none of them fake laminated or plastic licenses will be valid in 2010, nearly every eastern and south Australian state will have new holographic licenses with biometric photos making it impossible to forge as they will all be made from one central location, so it will be tough for low lives to get a hold of them.

Ah the end to stupidity and fake ID's is upon us. Tough luck you losers looking for a fake license get a life.

The laminated ones will all be phased out in 5 yrs for QLD in 2010 digital ones are to be issues, Victoria has already begun issuing the new digital licenses Nov 2009, NSW is next, so is South Australia, NT and Western Australia and Tasmania, I'm not sure but these fake ID's have come to an end.

No more immigrants getting fake licenses and killing people who were legally licensed to be on the road unlike them all because idiots sold them one. I'm happy I've had mine suspended got it back recently and I'm obiding by the law and driving carefully near red light and speed cameras, still get caught sometimes without change driving on the E-Toll lane without an E-Toll card and getting a bill for $15 but hey that's life.

klarkitty said...

hey can i get a qld licence. Just had my wallet stolen in the UK, so wont be able to drive.

Am happy to pay anthing, as needed.

Email - jusklar@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

vtssv81999@yahoo.com.au re qld drivers license...thanks

Ace said...

if ur still doing them, ace_sports@yahoo.com

Hughesy567 said...

if your still doing them, hughesy2009@live.com.au thanks.

Unknown said...

hey if ur still selling my email is kurandaigle_42@hotmail.com i'm willing to pay a reasonable amount of money ;)

Unknown said...

Please contact Cash Doctors regarding your Over Due Cash Advance with this Office.Is this REALLY the way to do business? So, you borrow money, don't pay it back AND then advertise on a public domain, that you can "Hook-Up" people with ID? This has been reported to the proper authorites. If you are from The U.S. you are giving those of us trying live here peacefully a "Bad Name" so PAY YOUR BILLS!

Unknown said...

yeah, I'm still doing them, nearly every night, but I use condoms

geez guys, wake up! LEGAL lasts longer!
Don't end up (still?) a bum when you are old!

Maddie said...

i dont know if you still do these, but if you do please email me at dorkk__@live.com thanks

Unknown said...

Hi,

Could you please email me: dvd.man36@gmail.com

I would like to buy one off you

Thanks

Head|Dress said...

do you still do these? if so coould you 'hook me up' - head-dress@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

I need fake id. can you email me asap to blacknails.92@gmail.com

5js said...

Hi,if you could do a QLD one for me I don't care the about the price,please advise;onix169@live.com

Unknown said...
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Mungo2 said...

Queensland licence with valid(checkable) points needed urgently. Mungo1400@yahoo.com.au

jamess08 said...

Hey, if your still getting these sorted, I could really do with one!! Email me with the details!
jsergeant08@hotmail.com
Thanks in advance

Unknown said...

u say you can "hook me up" with a fake Queensland drivers license???
Cause i realy need a fake ID ASAP!! Can you help???? alvin.dundara@gmail.com

jen the man said...

can u get back to me pls, asap. willing to pay.. overbong@hotmail.com

alesia said...

hey can you hook me up leeshy2009@hotmail.com PLEASE

kyle.booth said...

email me kyle.booth.95@hotmail.com

Unknown said...

need a QLD license! Please email me, jordan.mulvey@gmail.com cheers