Best thing EVER!!!!

Ever wonder what I'd look like crapping my pants 12,000ft in the air???


















...And did you ever wonder what i'd look like crapping my pants at 12,000ft to the sweet sweet tunes of bon jovi?




You can now sleep peacefully at night, my friends.

Queenstown Wineries

Wine in New Zealand is evidently spectacular, so I signed up for a winery tour in the Queenstown Region. Apparently this was a senior citizen tour, and the only other person close to my age was an American girl who was only 20. Luckily for me, she didn’t have quite as a sophisticated pallet as me and kept giving me the remains of her glass. (score!) Wine tours are so educational. I'm always amazed at how much work it takes just to get me drunk.